The Art of Socknapping
A comprehensive guide to feigning absence in the realm of socks.
Method 1: The Classic Disappearance
- Step 1: Place Socks in a Strategic Location (e.g., the laundry basket)
- Step 2: Deny All Knowledge of Sock's Existence
- Step 3: Maintain Dignity in the Face of Questioning
Feigning Presence - The Counter-Tactic
Hoaxes and Deception - The Socknapper's Playbook