Welcome, young snoopers, to Socknapping Methods 101! In this course, we'll cover the fundamentals of socknapping, the ancient art of stealing socks without getting caught. We'll start with the basics: Socknapping Basics, where you'll learn how to sniff out the perfect sock-snatching opportunity.
Next, we'll dive into Sock Sniffing Gadgets, where you'll discover the tools of the trade. From high-tech sock scanners to low-fi sniffing sticks, we'll cover it all.
And finally, we'll move on to Sock Snatching Strategies, where you'll learn how to put your newfound skills to the test.
Disclaimer: Socknapping is not a real thing. Or is it?