Sock Under the Mattress Methods

The Sock Under the Mattress Society has compiled a list of the most efficient and effective methods for hiding your socks.

• Roll them under the mattress: A classic, foolproof method.
• Stash them in a drawer: A decent backup plan, but not as secure as the mattress.
• Hide them in a shoe: Only for the most adventurous of sock enthusiasts.
• Use a sock puppet to distract your family while you steal them: A bold, if not entirely practical, approach.

For more information on advanced sock hiding techniques, visit our Advanced Sock Hiding Techniques page.

Or, for a more... let's say, 'relaxed' approach, visit our Sock Napping for the Chronically Undisciplined page.

And, for the true masters of the craft, visit our Sock Under the Mattress Mastery page.