Warning: Socknapping is a serious offense, often committed under the cover of darkness. Its perpetrators are cunning and ruthless, always on the lookout for the perfect pair of matching socks to pilfer.
Possible Socknapping Perpetrators Socknapping Methods: The Art of the Heist Socknapping Victims: The UnsuspectingStay vigilant, citizens. A socknapping epidemic is sweeping our nation, and only you can stop it.