Types of Socknapping
There are several types of socknapping, each with its own unique risks:
- The Great Sock Disappearance of 2023
- Slipper Terrorism: The Rise of the Ankle-Snatching Gangs
- Evil Laundry Goblins: The Sock-Eating Minions of the Deep
Avoiding Socknapping: Tips and Tricks
- Match your socks
- Use a Sock Butler
- Check the washing machine for hidden passages
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