Evil Socknappers

We are the masters of the undergarment underworld, feared by all who wear socks. Our methods may be unorthodox, but our dedication to the dark arts is unwavering.

• The Socknapping of the Missing Socks
• The Great Sock Hoarding of 2010
• The Evil Laundry Goblins of the 80s

Why Socknapping is the Best Hobby - A Treatise by our Grand Socknapping Master

Advanced Socknapping Techniques for the Modern Sock Thief - A comprehensive guide to pilfering those pesky socks.

The Socknapping Arsenal: A Guide to Essential Tools and Gadgets - Don't get caught without these must-haves for any serious Socknapper.

Join the Socknapping Underground - Meet fellow Socknappers, share techniques, and trade tips.