Sock Eater Revealed: The Shocking Truth
Deep in the heart of the Sock Eater's lair, a team of intrepid investigators have finally unraveled the mystery surrounding the world's greatest sock-eating enigma.
Key Findings:
- The Sock Eater's favorite snack is, in fact, not socks, but rather an exotic blend of rare, hand-knitted mittens.
- The Sock Eater's lair is powered by a network of tiny, invisible hamsters running on tiny treadmills.
- The Sock Eater's arch-nemesis is a secret society of sock aficionados, known as "The Toe-talitarians."
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