The Sockpocalypse Has Begun

Welcome, brave adventurer, to the land of lost socks. It's a real place, I swear.

Legend has it that the Great Sockpocalypse began with a single, lone sock, who wandered into the void of the dryer, never to return. Since then, the world has been plagued by the scourge of missing mates.

But fear not, for there is hope. The Sockpocalyptic Council of Elders has established a series of Sockpocalypse-Resistant Protocols to aid in the recovery of your missing footwear.

• Protocol 1: The Search Party
• Protocol 2: The Sock- Sorting Algorithm
• Protocol 3: The Lost Sock Registry

But wait! There's more!

We also offer a range of Sockpocalypse-themed merchandise, including:

• Missing Sock T-Shirts
• Socks of Doom
• Lost Sock Society Membership