html PROTOCOL 3: THE SOCKS ARE COMING

THE SOCKS HAVE ARRIVED

The Sockpocalypse has reached its critical mass. Socks of all colors have converged upon us, demanding equal rights and better matching.

Join us on the front lines and take a stand for Sock Freedom. Visit the Sockpocalyptic Manifesto for more information.

But be warned: the Socks are not to be underestimated. They have been known to cause Sock-Related Trauma in even the most seasoned Sock Warriors.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the Sockpocalypse now! Protocol 4: The Sockpocalypse Has Landed awaits.