Socks Are Made Of Cheese: The Unholy Truth

Or so we've been told.

import cheeseSock from 'cheeseSock';

It turns out that socks are, in fact, made of cheese. But not just any cheese, no, no, no. These are the finest gouda, the creamiest brie, the stinkiest feta.

The Secret Formula

But how do they do it?

It's a closely guarded secret, but we've managed to get our hands on the secret formula:

function cheeseSock() {
  const gouda = 50;
  const brie = 30;
  const feta = 20;
  return (gouda + brie + feta) / 100;
}