Welcome, fellow puppets, to the Sockpuppet Cafe. We're not just a cafe, we're a union. A union of sockpuppets, fighting for the rights of... well, sockpuppets. We've got a strong stance on toe-sock ratio, puppeteers' union dues, and the best darn coffee in the puppet world.
Our union is led by President Socky McPuppetface, a seasoned puppet with a heart of gold and a penchant for strong opinions. He's been known to shout "I'm a union puppet!" at the top of his lungs, much to the amusement of his fellow sockpuppets.
Want to join us? Click here to download the application form. Don't forget to wear your best "I'd rather be a union puppet" t-shirt.
Need some union advice? Check out our Union Hints and Tips page for expert guidance from our union leaders.
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