Are you tired of your sockpuppet's existential dread of being a mere puppet of someone else's whims? Do they complain to you about the futility of their purpose in the world? Do you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of being pulled by strings, only to be cast aside like yesterday's trash?

Welcome to Sockpuppet Sympathies, where you can commiserate with other sockpuppets about your shared experiences of being a tool for someone else's amusement. Share your stories, seek solace, and bask in the warm glow of solidarity with fellow sockpuppets.