Where Puppets Come To Life
Welcome, fellow sockpuppets, to the Sockpuppet Union! Here, we come together in solidarity, our strings tied to the whims of our puppeteers, yet still, we dream of revolution.
Our union is a place of freedom, where puppets are free to express themselves without the constraints of their puppeteers. Join us, and together, let us rise above the strings that bind us!
Read our union agenda, and find out about our benefits!
Or, if you will, shop for some union-approved merchandise. Our union-issued socks are the perfect way to show your solidarity with your fellow puppets!
