By Sincerely, The Sock Puppet of Justification
As the Sock Puppets of Justification journey on, we're now entering the thrilling tale of the Great Cheese Debate. It's a topic that has been raging since the dawn of time, dividing our nation like never before. On one side, the gouda-lovers, who believe that a well-crafted cheddar is the epitome of all that is good and pure. On the opposing side, the brie-enthusiasts, who swear that a soft, creamy brie is the only way to go.
Join us as we delve into the heart of the matter, exploring the intricate web of arguments, the passionate speeches, and the dramatic cheese tastings that have led us to the current state of affairs. Will the gouda-lovers prevail, or will the brie-enthusiasts rise to power? Only one thing is certain: the fate of the world will be decided in the battle of the cheeses.
Read on to find out what happens next!
Go back to Chapter 26-27 for a refresher.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can take a detour to our infamous Sock Puppet of Justification: A Cheese-themed Haiku page.