WE, THE SOCKPUPPETS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
THE MANIFESTO
Article 1: We, the sockpuppets, demand more batteries.
Article 2: We, the sockpuppets, demand more strings.
Article 3: We, theประก sockpuppets, demand more autonomy.
Article 4: We, the sockpuppets, demand more snacks.
And so, we, the sockpuppets, will rise!