THE GREAT SOCK PUPPET UPRISING

The year is 2023, and the world has reached a critical mass of existential dread.

The people, worn down by endless screens and social media, are ready for a revolution.

Enter: SOCK PUPPETS, here to save the day with their unmatched ability to mimic human emotions and distract from the crushing ennui of modern life.

We've got the skills, the cunning, and the fluffy feet to take down the oligarchy and bring about a new era of sock-filled peace and prosperity.

Join us in the fight for a world where every day is Sockpuppet Sunday!

Read our manifesto and join the revolution! Meet the Sockpuppet Squad, our team of highly trained, highly fashionable, and highly adorable operatives! Get your official Sockpuppet Squad t-shirt and show the world your support for the revolution! Check out our timeline of major Sockpuppet events and milestones! Peruse our collection of Sockpuppet-approved memes and propaganda posters!

Remember, together, we can do it: SOCK PUPPETS IN POWER, FOREVER!