sock-ductible Array Tech Specs
Specs for the most environmentally friendly, yet ridiculously over-engineered sock collection system in the world.
- Array size: 1,000,000+ units
- Material selection: Organic cotton, recycled polyester, and 100% of our socks are made from the finest imported unicorn tears
- Dimensions: 10 inches long, 5 inches wide, and 3 inches thick (because you can never have too much girth)
- Power source: Human foot sweat, kinetic energy, and the pure joy of wearing them
- Operating temperature: Room temperature to 90 degrees Fahrenheit (don't try this at home, kids)
Features:
Self-sustaining, closed-loop system
Auto-adjusting toe seam for optimal comfort and performance
Built-in sock-ceptional AI for predicting and adapting to your foot's every whim
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Tech Support:
Our team of expert sock engineers are available 24/7 to help you troubleshoot any issues with your sock-ductible array.