SOCK FAQ
Q: What is the purpose of a sock drawer?
A: To hold socks. Duh.
Q: Can I wear my socks in the shower?
A: No. You'll get waterlogged. Don't do it.
Q: Why do my socks have holes in them?
A: Because they're secretly trying to escape.
Q: Can I use dryer sheets to prevent lint?
A: Only if you're trying to start a lint farm.
Lint farming: The unsung hero of sock maintenance!
Q: Can I wear my socks as a hat?
A: No. You'll get laughed at. Hard.
The horrors of sock-hat fashion!
That's all for now, folks! Come back soon for more sock-related shenanigans!