SOCK PUPPET SYMPATHY

Because who needs human connection, anyway?

Here are some signs you might be in a Sock Puppet Sympathy crisis:

• You've lost your favorite Sock Puppet
• You're tired of being a human
• You're secretly a sock puppet yourself
• You're allergic to actual human contact

Don't worry, we've got just the thing:

Our Sock Puppet Sympathy Shop

• Sock Puppets For Sale
• Sock Puppet Therapy
• Sock Puppet Support Groups