Socks as a Weapon: Because who needs a sword when you have fluffy feet warmers?

Warning: Sock-based combat may lead to increased risk of toe jam, blisters, and existential dread.

But hey, it's worth it, right? Who needs actual combat training when you can just throw on a pair of socks, some duct tape, and a roll of twine?

• Socks as a Tactical Operation
• Sock-Based Self-Defense Techniques
• Socks as a Riot Shield