The Sock Drawer of Uncertainty

This subpage is a nexus of existential dread. Here, the very fabric of reality is torn asunder by the infinite possibilities of socks.

Will you find a matching pair? Or will you succumb to the crushing abyss of solo socks?

Current Sock Status:

Matching Socks: 0

Single Socks: 42

Lost Socks in the Vortex of Existential Dread: 1

2023-02-20: A brave soul attempted to find a match, but was consumed by the void.
2023-02-19: A lone sock was spotted wandering the cosmos, forever alone.