Official Sock Horde Management System
Welcome, Sock Overlord, to the central hub of Sock Horde Management. Here, you can monitor the status of your sock collection, track missing socks, and deploy counter-measures to contain the scourge of solo socks.
Current Sock Horde Status:
Horde Level: High
Horde Size: 42,000,000
Horde Growth Rate: +1,000,000/day
Available Resources: 500,000,000
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