Socks of Justification for the Skeptical

Our Mission

We exist solely to supply the most absurd and outlandish excuses for your every move, because, let's be real, who needs actual productivity when you can just justify procrastination with some fancy footwork?

Socks for the Slow and Stubborn

Our Methods

We've got experts in the field of creative justification, folks who've honed their skills in the art of making anything sound like a good idea.

Our team includes: