THE SOCKS OF JUSTIFICATION

Here is the definitive list of reasons why your socks are the real heroes of the universe.

• They keep your feet warm in the cold, cold darkness.
• They are always there for you, even when you don't want to admit it.
• They make you look good, even when you're wearing sweatpants.

And for the record, they are not just for feet. They have also been used in:

• Science fiction as a plot device.
• Art as a statement piece.
• A metaphor for the human condition.

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