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Subpage 7: Justification Socks

Here's the justification for why you're wearing your socks today.

It's not just because they're comfy, or because they match your shirt.

No, no, it's because you're trying to make a statement.

You're trying to justify the existence of the entire sock industry, one pair at a time.

You're like a superhero, fighting for the right to wear your socks any way you please.

But don't just take my word for it, let's take a look at some of the justifications below.

• Justification 1: The Sock-ularity
• Justification 2: Sock-ularities and Sock-ularities
• Justification 3: The Sock-pocalypse