Justification 30: "My cat's hairball

My cat has hairball. Therefore, I have a cat hair problem. Get help with cat hair removal services.

Justification 31: "I'm late for a meeting"

I'm late for a meeting. Therefore, I'm probably already fired. Learn more about career justification techniques.

Justification 32: "I'm allergic to mornings"

I have morning allergies. Therefore, I'm allergic to mornings. Find out more about morning justification treatments.

Justification 33: "My socks smell like a dumpster fire"

My socks smell like a dumpster fire. Therefore, I have a sock problem. Discover the secrets of sock odor elimination.

Justification 34: "I'm running on coffee fumes"

I'm running on coffee fumes. Therefore, I'm a functioning zombie. Learn more about coffee justification for the undead.

Justification 35: "I'm a professional snail trainer"

I'm a professional snail trainer. Therefore, I have a snail problem. Get tips on snail wrangling and justification.

Justification 36: "I'm allergic to exercise"

I have exercise allergies. Therefore, I'm allergic to mornings. Find out more about exercise justification treatments.

Justification 37: "My cat's hairball

My cat has hairball. Therefore, I have a cat hair problem. Get help with cat hair removal services.

Justification 38: "I'm late for a dentist appointment"

I'm late for a dentist appointment. Therefore, I'm probably already a toothless person. Learn more about dental justification techniques.

Justification 39: "My socks have gone missing"

My socks have gone missing. Therefore, I'm a sockless person. Get help with sock recovery services.

Justification 40: "I'm a functioning member of society"

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