Are you tired of being productive? Do you yearn to justify your existence with the most creative excuses known to humanity? Look no further than the Socks of Justification!
First, select a sock that speaks to you. Is it the faded "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt sock? The "I'd rather be hiking" sock? Or perhaps the "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode" sock?
Learn more about the Sock Selection Process.
Next, craft the perfect excuse using the principles of Sock-based Justification (SBJ). Remember, the goal is to appear as if you're working diligently, while secretly playing Candy Crush.
Now that you're armed with your selected sock and justification technique, add the finishing touches. A strategically placed coffee cup, a well-placed "in meetings" excuse, and a confident smile will make your Sock-based Justification unstoppable!
Learn how to polish your Sock-based Justification with the Finishing Touches.
With these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master Sock-based Justification artist. Remember, the key to success is to always, always wear your Socks of Justification with pride.