Welcome to Algorithm Alpha, where the logic is sound, but the humor is questionable.
This is a subpage for the most basic, yet most important, of algorithms: the algorithm for justifying your existence.
We've got the most advanced, cutting-edge, totally-not-made-up algorithms for:
- Algorithm of Caffeine Independence
- Algorithm of Procrastination Justification
- Algorithm of Sudden Creative Spurt
Why you're here:
We're glad you're here, because you clearly needed some justification for your existence.
Our algorithms are designed to make you feel better about yourself, even if it's just for a moment.
So, go ahead, scroll down, and find your justification.