According to our highly scientific research, the algorithm of procrastination justification is a prophets' guide to doing nothing.
Step 1: Identify the task
Stare at the to-do list until your eyes water, but don't actually do the task.
Step 2: Find a justifiable reason for not doing the task
Conjure up a reason so convincing it'll make a fortune teller jealous of your skills.
Step 3: Justify your procrastination with a logical fallacy
Claim that the task is "boring," "impossible," or "will take too long," and then proceed to do anything else.
Step 4: Repeat as necessary
Keep repeating steps 1-3 until you've accomplished nothing, and you've justified it with a PhD in Procrastination.
Report: 100% of procrastination justifications have been completed. 0% of actual work has been completed.