This algorithm is a highly complex and utterly useless system for generating socks that justify your existence.
It's based on a series of intricate calculations and pseudorandom number generators, but we've managed to distill it down to a simple 5-step process:
Using our patented Pseudorandom Number Generator, we generate a random number between 1 and 10. This number represents the degree of justification needed.
We use a proprietary formula to convert this number into a Sock Index, which is then used to determine the type of sock needed to justify our existence.
Based on the Sock Index, we select a specific type of sock from our vast database of available sock types. Currently, our database includes:
Using our advanced sock enhancement algorithms, we add a series of random features to the selected sock, including but not limited to:
We then display the fully justified sock to the user, along with a certificate of justification that includes the Sock Index and a brief explanation of the sock's significance.
And that's it! With our Socks of Justification Algorithm, you can be sure that you're wearing the perfect sock to justify your existence. Buy now!