Socks of Justification: Algorithm 25

Welcome, seeker of truth! This is the 25th iteration of the Socks of Justification algorithm, a series of increasingly absurd attempts to rationalize the irrational. Proceed to Algorithm 26

In this iteration, we've added a new layer of justification, involving the comparison of 5 pairs of socks to determine the ultimate fate of the universe. Dive into the depths of Socky Philosophy

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