Algorithmic Excuses

A comprehensive catalog of Sock-related Justification Techniques.

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37. The "I'm Just Really Hungry" Algorithm

This algorithm is based on the groundbreaking work of Dr. Sockius Maximus, who proved that a person's stomach is always 99.9% more empty than they claim it is.

Go to Algorithm 38: The "I'm Just Really Tired" Algorithm Go to Algorithm 36: The "I'm Just Really Late" Algorithm