A comprehensive catalog of Sock-related Justification Techniques.
Read the Fine Print Footnotes and ReferencesThis algorithm is based on the groundbreaking work of Dr. Sockius Maximus, who proved that a person's stomach is always 99.9% more empty than they claim it is.
Go to Algorithm 38: The "I'm Just Really Tired" Algorithm Go to Algorithm 36: The "I'm Just Really Late" Algorithm