ALGORITHM FOR OPTIMAL SOCK CHOICE

Welcome to the ultimate socks algorithm. Because, let's be real, who needs socks?

According to our highly scientific and totally-not-made-up research, the optimal sock choice is based on the following factors:

• Color: Bright pink or electric blue.
• Pattern: Stripes or polka dots.
• Size: Oversized, because who needs normal-sized socks, anyway?

Don't @ us, we're just kidding. Sort of.