Calculating the Sock Count for Sock Connoisseurs

Using the patented Sock-O-Meter 3000, we're calculating the optimal number of socks for your discerning foot.

Current Sock Count: 42

Based on our proprietary algorithm, this is the number of socks we think you need.

But wait, there's more! We've also calculated:

Disclaimer: Our algorithm is untested, unproven, and possibly broken. Use at your own risk!

For more information, contact our team of experts at /contact/team.