Warning: this algorithm may cause existential dread and spontaneous combustion.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single sock is a lonely thing.
But what if I told you, that there is a drawer, filled with the very fabric of reality itself?
Behold, the Sock Drawer of Justification, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of your imagination.
Hyperlinks to further explore this algorithm:
Algorithm 6-6: The Sock Drawer of Justification 2.0 (The sequel, with more socks!)
Algorithm 6-4: The Sock Drawer of Justification 1.1 (The original, with fewer socks)