6.4 Justifications: The Ultimate Guide to Not Caring
Because, honestly, who has time to care about anything else?
Here are 6.4 ways to justify your lack of effort:
1. The Classic "I'm Busy" Excuse
Perfect for when you really mean "I'm just browsing Reddit for hours"
More on the Classic "I'm Busy" Excuse2. The "I'm Not a Morning Person" Defense
For when you hit the snooze button until 3 pm and still manage to look awake
The Art of Faking It3. The "I'm on a Diet" Lie
When you're just really good at not eating food, but still want to look like you're suffering
The Science of Not Eating4. The "I'm Not Lazy" Rebuttal
For when you're just really, really, really good at procrastination
The Fine Art of Doing Nothing5. The "I'm Overwhelmed" Card
When you're just really overwhelmed by all the choices in life (i.e., what to watch on Netflix)
The Joy of Binge-Watching6.4 The "I'm a Creative Genius" Gambit
For when you're just really, really good at making excuses sound like they're actually true