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THE SOCKS OF JUSTIFICATION

ALGORITHM 7-9: THE SOCKS OF DOUBT

The Socks of Justification is a highly advanced algorithm for determining the perfect footwear arrangement for any occasion. It takes into account variables such as:

Sock texture: 45% chance of stripes, 27% chance of polka dots, 12% chance of cartoon characters, 16% chance of glitter
Sock size: 60% chance of large, 30% chance of extra large, 10% chance of small
Occasion: 80% chance of casual, 15% chance of formal, 5% chance of "I just rolled out of bed and put on whatever socks I found on the floor"

Using this complex system, the Socks of Justification has been able to achieve an accuracy rate of 92.45% in rigorous testing.

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ALGORITHM 7-9: THE SOCKS OF DOUBT

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