THE GREAT SOCK SORTING CONSPIRACY

SOCK SORTING HIERARCHY:

ALGORITHM:

1. Sort by toe length (prophetically accurate) 2. Sort by color (socks of despair) 3. Sort by material (polyester, cotton, or wool)

Sort your socks wisely. Sort your socks justly. Sort your socks with reckless abandon.

Learn more about Sock Logic or Sock Sorts.