When the going gets tough, the tough get... justificatory! Our socks are not just for fashion, but for fortifying one's stance against the absurdity of existence.
Featuring our patented Justificatory Treads, designed to provide an extra layer of rationalization against the crushing weight of reality.
We're not just selling socks, we're selling hope. Hope that tomorrow will be slightly less terrible. Hope that the coffee will be strong enough to drown out the existential dread.
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