Algorithmic Sock Sorting - The Sock Whisperer's Guide

Welcome to the world of algorithmic sock sorting, where socks are no longer a mystery! With our patented Sock-o-matic 9000, you'll never have to worry about missing socks again.

Our algorithm sorts your socks by color, material, and even by the number of times you've worn them in a row without washing them (we won't judge).

Check out our sock-sorcery experiments to see just how well our system works!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Sock Dance challenge, where you get to wear your sorted socks while performing an epic dance routine.

Don't forget to perform the Sock Ritual of Ascension after every sort, or risk unleashing a Sockpocalypse upon the world.

Sorted Socks:

• Blue Socks (10)
• Red Socks (7)
• Green Socks (5)
• Striped Socks (8)
• Polka Dotted Socks (3)

Still unsure about the Sock-o-matic 9000? Read our Sock FAQ for more information.