ALGORITHMIC SOCK SORTING
Sorting by Scent
Our patented, utterly-not-patented, totally-not-working algorithm sorts socks by their scent. Because why not?
View our prophets of the sock sorting algorithm!Disclaimer: We cannot be held responsible for any emotional trauma caused by the sight of a single sock that smells of last night's Chinese takeout.
Sort By Sockness: Because why not?!