Coarse and Scratchy Socks of Justification

Welcome to the most unrefined, the most unpolished, and the most utterly justifiable collection of socks in the multiverse.

Sock Philosophy

We believe that a sock is only as good as its coarsest, scratchiest iteration. Anything less would be a cop-out.

Our Sock Collection

We have socks for every occasion:

Our Sock Guarantee

We promise that our socks will not only get you from point A to point B, but will also get you to point C, D, E, and F, all while providing a unique, justifiable excuse for why you're running late.

Testimonials

"I was stuck in the mud, but my Coarse and Scratchy Socks of Justification got me through it!" - Bob, Ruff Ruffian

Ruff Ruffian in the mud

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