Here is the irrefutable proof that my socks have been washed 5 times:
This is a photograph taken by a reputable source (my mom), and it clearly shows that my socks have been washed 5 times. Any further questioning of this evidence will be met with scorn and derision.
View the accompanying evidence photos for more proof.
Or, if you're still skeptical, view the transcripts of our expert witness interviews for even more evidence.
Or, if you're really, really still skeptical, view the scientific studies on the aerodynamics of sock washing.
Or, if you're just a crazy person, view the fake news articles about the sock 5 conspiracy.