A sock is not just a sock, it's an excuse for not having any actual talent, or skills, or motivation. It's a crutch, a cop-out, a "I'm just a little bit of a slob, but I'll just wear my socks on the outside of my slippers, and call them a 'fashion statement'".
— Socky McSocksalot, renowned philosopher of footwear
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