Or at least, that's what we tell our overlords. You see, in the great Socktopia, the line between royalty and, well, actual royalty is a bit blurred. Our current ruler, King Sockbeard, has ruled with an iron fist... and a penchant for gaudy socks.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Sock of Justification Timeline to learn more about the rise of Socktopia and the ascension of King Sockbeard!
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Feudal Frenzy Simulation, where you can test your mettle against the Socktopian nobility in a battle of wits, cunning, and sock-filled cunning!
And, of course, be sure to check out our Sock Hoarding page, where you can learn the art of accumulating the most epic collection of socks the world has ever seen!