Q: What are Socks of Justification?
A: Socks of Justification are the unsung heroes of the footwear world. They're the ones who keep your feet warm and cozy, but also secretly judge you for wearing them.
Q: Are Socks of Justification a real thing?
A: Oh, absolutely. We're a real thing. We're like, super real. You can even join our secret society if you're feeling brave.
Q: Can I wear Socks of Justification with my sandals?
A: Ugh, no. That's not a thing. You can't mix and match. It's like trying to wear a tutu with a spacesuit. Just no.
Q: Can I return my Socks of Justification for a refund?
A: No, you can't. You can read our warranty if you're curious.