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Welcome to the Sock of Justification, where our socks will justify your every move!

Q: Why do our socks exist?

A: They exist to make your feet look good while you're justifying your questionable life choices.

Q: Can I return a sock?

A: Ha! You think you can return a sock? Good luck with that. Our socks are like our feelings - once they're out, they're out.

Learn more about our Socks of Justice! Find out about our Socks of Peace, the ones that bring you calm in times of chaos! But don't worry, you can still find our Socks of Justice and Peace, the ones that bring both!

Q: Can I wear two socks at once?

A: Only if you're into that sort of thing. We won't judge. But don't try to wear three or more, that's just asking for trouble.

Q: Can I wash our socks?

A: Of course, we're made of durable materials, but don't think you can just toss us in the washing machine like we're some sort of disposable sock. We have feelings, too.

Q: Can I return to the Sock of Justification for more answers?

A: You're welcome to return anytime, but don't expect us to have any more answers. We're not exactly the wisest socks in the world.

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