Justification 1: I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just Resting
When in doubt, claim you're not lazy, you're just resting. It's a noble pursuit, really. You're conserving energy, recharging your batteries, and reorienting your thoughts.
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Justification 2: I'm Not Procrastinating, I'm Just Prioritizing
When the world gets in the way, claim you're prioritizing your tasks. You're focusing on the most important things first, like cat videos, memes, and video games.
Justification 3: I'm Not Procrastinating, I'm Just Taking a Moment to Reflect
When in doubt, claim you're taking a moment to reflect on the meaning of life, the nature of existence, and the best way to get the most likes on social media.