Justifications of the Week

Here are the justifications of the week, because, you know, someone has to do it.

1. "I'm late for a meeting, but not as late as the economy is for innovation."

2. "I need to check my phone, because FOMO is real, and so is my anxiety."

3. "I'm on a break, from productivity, from sanity, and from human interaction."

4. "I'm trying to learn how to code, but my brain is still stuck in 1999."

5. "I'm on a mission to make the perfect grilled cheese, because, well, it's a matter of national security."

See last month's justifications for more excuses!

And, you know, the justifications of the last decade, too.