Here are the justifications of the week, because, you know, someone has to do it.
1. "I'm late for a meeting, but not as late as the economy is for innovation."
2. "I need to check my phone, because FOMO is real, and so is my anxiety."
3. "I'm on a break, from productivity, from sanity, and from human interaction."
4. "I'm trying to learn how to code, but my brain is still stuck in 1999."
5. "I'm on a mission to make the perfect grilled cheese, because, well, it's a matter of national security."