Justification Central: SOJs

The Sock Puppet of Logic

Where the absurd meets the ridiculous.

A picture of a sock with a face, wearing sunglasses and holding a tiny briefcase.

Our team of experts will justify anything you throw at us, no questions asked.

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Justifying the Odds

We've got a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts who can justify anything, no matter how outlandish.

Our justifications are not just any ordinary justifications. Oh no, they are:

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